Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Chicken catcher still on job ridding island of animal pests

The Key West Chicken Catcher is alive and, yes, well.
Catching chickens and pigeons, I guess you can tell.
I catch cats, rats and bats, raccoons and, yes, foxes.
I pick them all up and put them in boxes.
I catch iguanas and snakes, they're not very smart.
Alligators I've thought of, but I think maybe not.

Armando Parra
Key West

Armando, once the City's Official Chicken Catcher has recently vowed to "Never again catch a single chicken in Monroe County." However, he maintains his business of trapping other kritters. This appeared in the Letters to the Editor of the Key West Citizen today.

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